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		<title>Zombie Students Need Brains</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[After reflecting upon my <a href="http://www.theadjunct.net/2009/05/14/i-brought-my-scantron/">last post</a>, I did not feel entirely satisfied with it being placed under the category of <a href="http://www.theadjunct.net/category/sad-teaching/">The sad, secret lives of adjuncts</a>.

True, dealing with difficult students can be frustrating at times, but yesterday's incident did not really depress me (unless I started considering these students as the future of humanity, in which case yes).

As I continued to think about this, numerous other incidents involving jaw-droppingly thick students came rushing to mind.  In light of my recent blogger's block, I decided to encourage all forms of professorial diatribes by adding a new category: <a href="http://www.theadjunct.net/category/zombie-students/">Zombie Students Need Brains</a>.

Oh, <a href="http://www.theadjunct.net/categories/professorial-diatribes">Professorial Diatribes</a> might be another good one!

Off we go!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After reflecting upon my <a href="http://www.theadjunct.net/2009/05/14/i-brought-my-scantron/">last post</a>, I did not feel entirely satisfied with it being placed under the category of <a href="http://www.theadjunct.net/category/sad-teaching/">The sad, secret lives of adjuncts</a>.</p>
<p>True, dealing with difficult students can be frustrating at times, but yesterday&#8217;s incident did not really depress me (unless I started considering these students as the future of humanity, in which case yes).</p>
<p>As I continued to think about this, numerous other incidents involving jaw-droppingly thick students came rushing to mind.  In light of my recent blogger&#8217;s block, I decided to encourage all forms of professorial diatribes by adding a new category: <a href="http://www.theadjunct.net/category/zombie-students/">Zombie Students Need Brains</a>.</p>
<p>Oh, <a href="http://www.theadjunct.net/categories/professorial-diatribes">Professorial Diatribes</a> might be another good one!</p>
<p>Off we go!</p>
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